Shit Black people just can't do, say, and/or act like.
| White teen with her lil'sis: | "Aw, sister day out" |
| Black teen with her lil'sis: | "OMG she gota baby so young?" |
| White teenage mother: | "mistakes happen" |
| Black teenage mother: | "thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch" |
| White graffiti artist: | art |
| Black graffiti artist: | vandalism |
| White people with locs/dreads: | "OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt" |
| Black people with locs/dreads: | unprofessional |
| White girl wearing short shorts: | no big deal its summertime |
| Black girl with short shorts: | "she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down" |
| White men sagging: | "Swag" "thats just the style" |
| Black men sagging: | gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious" |
| The vast majority of drug users?: | White people |
| The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?: | Black |
| White people: | no stop and search |
| Black people: | "he looks suspicious" |
| White with a hoodie: | "its cold out" "thats the new style" |
| Black with a hoodie: | "he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea" |
| Whites rapping about money, cars, etc: | "this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!" |
| Black rapping about money, cars, etc: | "this is music?" |
| White in the Ivy League: | Congratz!! |
| Black in the Ivy League: | "sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?" |
| White college athlete: | ..... |
| Black college athlete: | "thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball" |
| White people & rock music: | normal |
| Black people & rock music: | "you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"<---Even though Black people were some of the earliest pioneers of Rock-n-Roll |
| White ex-con: | *processes application* "This is America we believe in second chances" |
| Black ex-con: | Application meet mister trash can |
| White homophobia: | tolerable |
| Black homophobia: | "you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery" |
| White in the mall: | no need to follow them |
| Black in the mall: | lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader |
| White with bad grammar: | no big deal |
| Black with bad grammar: | crucified |
| White & tatted up: | body art |
| Black & tatted up: | thug/gangsta |
| White drug addicts: | rehab |
| Black drug addicts: | jail |
| Movies about the world ending: | White man saves the day |
| Movies about the world ending: | about 4 billion Asians & around 2 billion Blacks seemingly disappear.... |
| White actors: | kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc. |
| Black actors: | slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people. |
| White woman angry: | Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most |
| Black woman angry: | Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman |
Shit Black people just can't do, say, and/or act like.
| White teen with her lil'sis: | "Aw, sister day out" |
| Black teen with her lil'sis: | "OMG she gota baby so young?" |
| White teenage mother: | "mistakes happen" |
| Black teenage mother: | "thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch" |
| White graffiti artist: | art |
| Black graffiti artist: | vandalism |
| White people with locs/dreads: | "OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt" |
| Black people with locs/dreads: | unprofessional |
| White girl wearing short shorts: | no big deal its summertime |
| Black girl with short shorts: | "she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down" |
| White men sagging: | "Swag" "thats just the style" |
| Black men sagging: | gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious" |
| The vast majority of drug users?: | White people |
| The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?: | Black |
| White people: | no stop and search |
| Black people: | "he looks suspicious" |
| White with a hoodie: | "its cold out" "thats the new style" |
| Black with a hoodie: | "he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea" |
| Whites rapping about money, cars, etc: | "this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!" |
| Black rapping about money, cars, etc: | "this is music?" |
| White in the Ivy League: | Congratz!! |
| Black in the Ivy League: | "sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?" |
| White college athlete: | ..... |
| Black college athlete: | "thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball" |
| White people & rock music: | normal |
| Black people & rock music: | "you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"<---Even though Black people were some of the earliest pioneers of Rock-n-Roll |
| White ex-con: | *processes application* "This is America we believe in second chances" |
| Black ex-con: | Application meet mister trash can |
| White homophobia: | tolerable |
| Black homophobia: | "you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery" |
| White in the mall: | no need to follow them |
| Black in the mall: | lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader |
| White with bad grammar: | no big deal |
| Black with bad grammar: | crucified |
| White & tatted up: | body art |
| Black & tatted up: | thug/gangsta |
| White drug addicts: | rehab |
| Black drug addicts: | jail |
| Movies about the world ending: | White man saves the day |
| Movies about the world ending: | about 4 billion Asians & around 2 billion Blacks seemingly disappear.... |
| White actors: | kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc. |
| Black actors: | slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people. |
| White woman angry: | Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most |
| Black woman angry: | Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman |
My modern nerd and my inner nostalgia just met for the first time.
Yes. All of my yes. <3
oh my god they all fit
oh my god
(via morallyobtuse)
She’s all like:
And i’m all like:
(Source: johnnydeppismyfantasy, via morallyobtuse)
cocaine-and-sugarcoatedbullets:
Then you do that awkward run:
(Source: thefunnycomics, via whatyoucallamisunderstanding)
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
(Source: keykaulitz, via sugarandspicenigg)
