boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
facebook: someone added a photo of you
I am not happy. I am not unhappy. I am frozen somewhere in the middle that is so...– Samantha Schutz, I Don’t Want to be Crazy (via endangerment)
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
melesbian: call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly...