December 2011
MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
itskinihoe:
funniest10k:
You mean this doesn’t happen?
Maybe it’s just me then…
makelove-notwarr:
When someone posts a status every two fucking seconds.
And especially when they can’t fucking spell or use the wrong grammar.
I hate doing presentations
imonacouchkurt:
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and the others are like:
or
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
AND THEN YOU TURN ALL RED.
happend...
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First Twitter, now she’s on my dashboard?! Go the FUCK away!
Strange how the human body & brain work.
onyxintel asked: HOW BIG ARE YO TA-TAS!?!?
Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
watch me get nothing..
Watchtifanijunae:
keddface:
nicoowill:
p0is0nberriez:
pipedreams-:
on the floor screaming
Howling, jesus
I’m weak!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that shit was funny AFFFF.
OMGGG A MUST WATCH HAHA
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sex is fucking awesome. no matter what the form...
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last night..
HOTFUCKINGDAMN!
last night was AWESOME. the fact that i don’t know what time i went to bed pretty much explains why it was sooo awesome. or maybe that was the 4 or 5 shots of whiskey that i had. my fucking head was spinning :)))) & i loved every bit of it.
