MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
itskinihoe: funniest10k: You mean this doesn’t happen? Maybe it’s just me then…
makelove-notwarr: When someone posts a status every two fucking seconds. And especially when they can’t fucking spell or use the wrong grammar.
I hate doing presentations
imonacouchkurt: Right before you get up your like: then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like: Then the audience is staring at you like: and the others are like: or and your insides are like: and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions: at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like: AND THEN YOU TURN ALL RED. happend...
First Twitter, now she’s on my dashboard?! Go the FUCK away!
Strange how the human body & brain work.
onyxintel asked: HOW BIG ARE YO TA-TAS!?!?
Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
watch me get nothing..
tifanijunae: keddface: nicoowill: p0is0nberriez: pipedreams-: on the floor screaming Howling, jesus I’m weak! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that shit was funny AFFFF. OMGGG A MUST WATCH HAHA
sex is fucking awesome. no matter what the form...
HOTFUCKINGDAMN! last night was AWESOME. the fact that i don’t know what time i went to bed pretty much explains why it was sooo awesome. or maybe that was the 4 or 5 shots of whiskey that i had. my fucking head was spinning :)))) & i loved every bit of it.