May 2012
Shit Black people just can't do, say, and/or act...
White teen with her lil'sis: "Aw, sister day out"
Black teen with her lil'sis: "OMG she gota baby so young?"
White teenage mother: "mistakes happen"
Black teenage mother: "thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch"
White graffiti artist: art
Black graffiti artist: vandalism
White people with locs/dreads: "OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt"
Black people with locs/dreads: unprofessional
White girl wearing short shorts: no big deal its summertime
Black girl with short shorts: "she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down"
White men sagging: "Swag" "thats just the style"
Black men sagging: gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious"
The vast majority of drug users?: White people
The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?: Black
White people: no stop and search
Black people: "he looks suspicious"
White with a hoodie: "its cold out" "thats the new style"
Black with a hoodie: "he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea"
Whites rapping about money, cars, etc: "this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!"
Black rapping about money, cars, etc: "this is music?"
White in the Ivy League: Congratz!!
Black in the Ivy League: "sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?"
White college athlete: .....
Black college athlete: "thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball"
White people & rock music: normal
Black people & rock music: "you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"
White ex-con: *processes application* "This is America we believe in second chances"
Black ex-con: Application meet mister trash can
White homophobia: tolerable
Black homophobia: "you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery"
White in the mall: no need to follow them
Black in the mall: lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader
White with bad grammar: no big deal
Black with bad grammar: crucified
White & tatted up: body art
Black & tatted up: thug/gangsta
White drug addicts: rehab
Black drug addicts: jail
Movies about the world ending: White man saves the day
Movies about the world ending: about 4 billion Asians & around 2 billion Blacks seemingly disappear....
White actors: kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc.
Black actors: slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people.
White woman angry: Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most
Black woman angry: Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman
Shit Black people just can't do, say, and/or act...
White teen with her lil'sis: "Aw, sister day out"
Black teen with her lil'sis: "OMG she gota baby so young?"
White teenage mother: "mistakes happen"
Black teenage mother: "thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch"
White graffiti artist: art
Black graffiti artist: vandalism
White people with locs/dreads: "OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt"
Black people with locs/dreads: unprofessional
White girl wearing short shorts: no big deal its summertime
Black girl with short shorts: "she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down"
White men sagging: "Swag" "thats just the style"
Black men sagging: gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious"
The vast majority of drug users?: White people
The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?: Black
White people: no stop and search
Black people: "he looks suspicious"
White with a hoodie: "its cold out" "thats the new style"
Black with a hoodie: "he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea"
Whites rapping about money, cars, etc: "this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!"
Black rapping about money, cars, etc: "this is music?"
White in the Ivy League: Congratz!!
Black in the Ivy League: "sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?"
White college athlete: .....
Black college athlete: "thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball"
White people & rock music: normal
Black people & rock music: "you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"
White ex-con: *processes application* "This is America we believe in second chances"
Black ex-con: Application meet mister trash can
White homophobia: tolerable
Black homophobia: "you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery"
White in the mall: no need to follow them
Black in the mall: lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader
White with bad grammar: no big deal
Black with bad grammar: crucified
White & tatted up: body art
Black & tatted up: thug/gangsta
White drug addicts: rehab
Black drug addicts: jail
Movies about the world ending: White man saves the day
Movies about the world ending: about 4 billion Asians & around 2 billion Blacks seemingly disappear....
White actors: kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc.
Black actors: slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people.
White woman angry: Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most
Black woman angry: Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman
When my mom wakes me up: →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
She’s all like:
And i’m all like:
That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car...
cocaine-and-sugarcoatedbullets:
Then you do that awkward run:
My Energy Level
sodamnrelatable:
Normally:
The minute I have to start working/studying:
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When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my...
jamaican-yute-18:
Looks at bank account
futch-u:
When they first meet me,
thefunnycomics:
People think I’m all shy like But then they get to know me and I’m more like
